Gear up, everyone! This weekend, starting yesterday actually, is Comic-con 2009! People dressing up, previews of our favorite upcoming comics, films, games, television shows. (Lost is my favorite!) It's a great, exciting time had by all.
But there is an important issue I must address.
Many of you are thinking about going to CC '09 dressed in an Obama mask.
I hate this. My face is not that rubbery, and my skin is a bit lighter. Let me be clear: Impersonating a President of the United States is a felony and anyone breaking this law will be punished accordingly.
So let me provide you with some alternatives:
If you like scary, dress as OJ Simpson and carry around a bloody knife.
If you like funny, dress as OJ Simpson and carry around a bloody football.
If you like dramatic, dress as Alec Baldwin yelling at his daughter through a message machine.
But whatever you do, remember, don't dress as me, because it's not healthy, and nobody likes it, AND IT MAKES ME AN ANGRY MAN!
The audacity of some people.
(Happy Comic Con!)
AM
Welcome!
We hope you enjoy what we have to pretend to say.
And don't get us wrong, we love this man! This is more of a homage to his greatness. He's the Chuck Norris of our generation, you know, without the radical, right-wing craziness and the desire to become the president of Texas when they "inevitably" secede from the U.S.
And don't get us wrong, we love this man! This is more of a homage to his greatness. He's the Chuck Norris of our generation, you know, without the radical, right-wing craziness and the desire to become the president of Texas when they "inevitably" secede from the U.S.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
The Audacity of Comic-Con
Posted by Adam Miller at 9:59 AM 0 comments
Labels: Alec Baldwin, comic con, Obama Mask, OJ Simpson
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