Look, It's easy to say things like "I'll close down Guantanamo Bay," or "I will straighten out the deficit." And you all take me at face value. I'm not a liar, I'm a realist. These things take time. Shutting down Gitmo? Easy. Getting rid of our debt? Are you stupid? It's not as easy as waving a magic wand. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see you all elect an uneducated homeless man as your president, see how much longer it takes him to turn the budget around.
But I rant, and you listen. And that's where I'm going with this. You listen too hard. Bush said things. I say things. Reagan said things, and he was an actor, and you all believed him! It's like if I set a bush on fire and said "Here's God." You all know it's not God, and yet you'd question it for a minute, because you just don't get how it really works.
I am president Obama, and when I listen to the American people it makes me angry. I want to vomit. Vomit, I tell you! If it wasn't for those strippers and prostitutes, I probably would have moved to Gitmo myself a long time ago.
The audacity of some people!
AM
[UPDATE]
You all know I'm a loving man. I love my fellow countrymen, and women and I would never mean anything I said drunk.
Er.....
Welcome!
We hope you enjoy what we have to pretend to say.
And don't get us wrong, we love this man! This is more of a homage to his greatness. He's the Chuck Norris of our generation, you know, without the radical, right-wing craziness and the desire to become the president of Texas when they "inevitably" secede from the U.S.
And don't get us wrong, we love this man! This is more of a homage to his greatness. He's the Chuck Norris of our generation, you know, without the radical, right-wing craziness and the desire to become the president of Texas when they "inevitably" secede from the U.S.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
The Audacity of The American People [UPDATE]
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