Today I was walking towards the Washington Monument, of course surrounded by six of my favorite secret service guards, when a bum asked me for some change. I'm the president of the United States of America! I don't own a huge corporation with an incredibly large net profit that can just throw change around. My salary is only 100 grand a year!
The audacity of some people!
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Saturday, May 23, 2009
The Audacity of Bums
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