The Audacity of Bowling Alley Employees

A couple of days ago I was signing some bills when I thought to myself, "Barack, you're an important man, but you can't just be signing bills every day!" Now I know, I do a lot of other things, and people like Stevie Wonder come to my house (which is the white house, if you didn't know) and play their music for me, and I get to travel the world and all, but one thing I don't get to do a lot now is go bowling. Back in Chicago I went bowling every Tuesday! I LOVE to bowl! So anyway, I decided it was time to go for a bowl, as I say, so I rounded up my posse, Rahm, Hillary, Michelle, and unfortunately Biden, the fifth wheel. *rolls eyes* Anyway, while we were bowling, Biden was doing his normal "make a joke and then try and show off" thing, but his jokes were lame and when he tried to show off he kept getting gutter balls! The rest of us were laughing our asses off. Well, this of course made Biden angry so he grabbed two bowling balls and rolled them down the lane at the same time! WOW that had never been done before! He got mad at us again for saying that. Now he wasn't just joking around, he was getting really mad, and we were a few beers in each so the combination was probably a bad idea. Anyway he went up for his turn and swung the ball behind him, accidently letting go of it and it hit Michelle square in the face! We all got worried and of course Biden turned back in to his caring self the second it happened, everyone was great about it. Oh, except for one of the bowling alley employees, she came up to try and "help" by trying to move the first lady on to a chair! You don't touch the first lady! Especially if you're a dirty bowling alley employee!

The audacity of some people!

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